“It’s like Melrose Place.”
“Melrose?” said Bree. “That was a hundred years ago.”
John Doe got excited. “I watched the whole series on DVD. Remember when the script writers couldn’t come up with personalities or characteristics for the characters? They simply made them all go psycho, one by one.”
Bree nodded. “It worked, didn’t it?”
Evil Mark added, “I liked that show.”
I said, “I never watched it. It felt target-marketed.”
“Aaron Spelling made so much money with it,” said Kaitlin. “ But didn’t you notice that, when they started, they were all twentysomething slackers looking for meaning in life, living in a motel-like complex with a swimming pool in the centre?”
Bree said, “That’s exactly like the characters in Douglas Coupland’s 1991 novel, Generation X.”
“Exactly.”
“So they ripped Coupland off?”
“That’s harsh and actionable. But who are we to say?”
“Sounds fishy to me.”
“If I were David Coupland, I’d have sued the pants off Aaron Spelling.”
“Me, too.”
“So would I.”
Finally something we all agreed on.

JPod, David Coupland